Icarus Is My Bitch

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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dingdongyouarewrong

do you ever form close relationships with people in your dreams and then feel a little sad when you wake up

dingdongyouarewrong

i had a son in one of my dreams, he was 3 or 4, i loved him so much, i don’t remember his name but i remember loving him so much, and then i woke up and he was gone

alittlewomble

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Hey um what the FUCk

mumblesplash

tldr: boy have i ever

Pinned Post i had this dream once like a year ago that I still remember cause it fuCKED ME UP like I was in my room at my parents house but my parents weren’t there because it was a zombie apocalypse happening and I hadn’t seen them in a while but I knew in the back of my mind that they were probably dead but anyways I was stuck in my childhood room while terrified cause there were zombies outside and I was between being an adult and a child and it was scary but it was also strangely peaceful??? like it was just starting to get morning and the sun was super soft and stuff and then suddenly someone breaks in the house and I’m like ‘shit. that’s it I’m gonna die’ but it’s not a zombie it’s another person or at least I think it is because for some reason I can’t see their face but they realize I’m also human and I guess when you are in a middle of an apocalypse and see someone alive it makes you want to hug them and they did and we hugged each other because for all we knew we were the last humans alive on earth at that point and there was a zombie apocalypse happening I was in my childhood room and there was a stranger that smelled like blood hugging me and it was warm and the sun was shining and everything seemed fine and the stranger was tired and so was I so we both layed in my old bed meant for a child and we just hugged each other to sleep and held each other’s hand so tightly and promised to stay together and then I woke up but I swear I could still the other persons hand on my own and then I was like ‘wtf was that’ I blame it on the fact that I had my period on that time maybe my brain went blood = zombie yum yum
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clingyduoapologist

The thing about bugs bunny is that he lives and dies by his bits. He’s fully capable of killing you if he wanted, but the thing is, not only is he a nice guy, he’s a funny guy. To beat bugs bunny, many people assume that you just have to not fall for the jokes. If he hits you with a pie, you don’t flinch, and eventually you’ll ware him down. The issue is, misery will only last you so long. There’s only so much bits to endure before it becomes funny. And whoever is getting laughed at is losing. Instead, to kill bugs bunny, you have to beat him at his own game. When he throws a pie, don’t try to sidestep or be a sourpuss, that’s playing into his hands. Instead, you comically open your mouth and swallow it whole. This is how you kill a god.

clingyduoapologist

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Not in the fucking slightest ^_^

ingridverse

To defeat Bugs Bunny you must become him

that-culdesac-kid
that-culdesac-kid

So, let's talk about Tamarack and Qiu's "fancy outfits"!

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I was looking back at the fancy outfits post from two years ago, and I find it interesting that gb patch said they're for two different occasions, because I initially thought they're for the same events (like a school play or something). So I figured it'd be fun to look more into them and guess what those "two different occasions" are!

Totally not because of favoritism, let's start with Tamarack!

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It seems like she's wearing a dirndl dress. The overall shape and design match the key features you can usually find in a dirndl (close-fitting bodice with cross lacing and low neckline, blouse underneath the bodice, wide high-waisted skirt with apron), and I think it'd make sense for her to wear it since she's part German.

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WHDJWBDJWNWN OKAY BUT STEP 4 TAMARRACK AND MC GOINF TO OKTOBERFEST CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT THE CHAOS THE DRUNKNESS (not necessarily) BUT HOW FUNNY IT WOULD BE
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katescribblesabit:
“when i was younger i used to look trough the big four tag a lot, and i always had this au in my head where they were the seasonal spirits of rise of the guardian. few weeks ago i realized that i have never drawn them before, so...
katescribblesabit

when i was younger i used to look trough the big four tag a lot, and i always had this au in my head where they were the seasonal spirits of rise of the guardian. few weeks ago i realized that i have never drawn them before, so here they are :D i have even added some matching names to their season like jack has

if you want to use this idea/designs for a story feel free to! all i ask is to tag me i would really love to see it :D

below the cut there are the staff silhouette and even where i think their home would be.

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night-yoarrbe
night-yoarrbe

thinking about rogue penny luckstone

rogue penny luckstone babysitting a young riz gukgak. 

rogue penny luckstone teaching this very enthusiastic goblin boy all of her best rogue tricks 

rogue penny luckstone who knows what it is like to be small, looked down upon, and shows riz how to use their smallness for good. how to hide in dark corners and attack just as soon as they forget about you, make them regret forgetting about you. 

just … rogue penny luckstone teaching riz the exact tricks that that boy uses to save her and her friends so many years later.